What a Minnesotan really means
January 28th, 2012 (02:35 pm)
Having lived in Minnesota for more than 18 years now, and influenced by the table of Britishisms explained, I have decided to go into public service. You're welcome, transplants to Minnesota!
| What a Minnesotan Says | What s/he means | What the transplant thinks |
|---|---|---|
| "I'll get right on that!" | I will never do this. | This will be done very quickly! |
| "Um, I guess that might be okay." | No. | Yes. |
| "That's different." | I hate that. | He likes my unusual choices! |
| "Maybe you should think about . . ." | DROP EVERYTHING AND DO THIS NOW. | She's offering me her thoughts. |
| [longish pause] "Yeah, that's [smallish pause] good!" | That is disgusting. Do not ever order this under any circumstances. | What I am about to order at this restaurant is good and I will enjoy it. |
| "It's a mite nippy out!" | It is 30 degrees below zero with a wind chill of minus 60. | Perhaps I should put on a sweater! |
| "Wow! It was so nice to meet you!" | Goodbye. | I made a great impression on that guy! |
| "This was a great conversation. We will definitely get back in touch with you!" | Get the fuck out of my office and thank you for wasting my time. | I TOTALLY nailed that interview! |
| "You know, other guys might shovel the snow downwind." | Oh Christ you are an idiot. | He thinks I'm an idiot. |
| "Can you borrow me a dollar?" | Will you loan me a dollar? | What the hell is this person asking me? What is happening? i don't need to borrow a dollar someone help me |
| "Nice day, eh?" | why do we live here this crushing hellish nightmare of my existence is best borne quietly | Wow. This person thinks icy slush and hail is pleasant weather. |
| "Oh, I don't know about that . . ." | You are wrong; you are completely talking out of your ass. If you don't stop talking about this I will punch you right in the jaw. | This person does not know much about this topic or is very mildly disagreeing with me. I shall try to explain why I am right! |
| "Have a nice day." | Goodbye. | That person wants me to have a nice day! |
| "Have a super nice day!" | Go fuck yourself. | That person REALLY wants me to have a nice day! |
Oh, this is an excellent distinction!